Donating multiple items: "Hoo hoot! Oh, several things, I see! Let's take a look, shall we...? Yes! We will gladly take these off your hands! ...Ah, there's no need for you to pull them all out! I'll handle the rest from here! Hoot hoo! We pride ourselves in exhibiting all donations in a timely manner. Thank you very much!"
Assessing a fossil:
Donating a small fossil:
Donating a fossil piece: "What? Could it be? You're donating the [fossil piece]? I'm very glad to accept your donation. You have my thanks. Hoo, if only we had the other pieces, this fine creature would be complete!"
Completing a fossil: "What? Could it be? You're donating the [fossil piece]? I'm very glad to accept your donation. Hoo hoo! This means...! Yes, oh my! The [dinosaur] is at last complete! Ahhh... The [dinosaur] is surely an amazing creature! You know, when it comes to the [dinosaur], what I love most is how... Ah! I'm so sorry! My mind started to race with thoughts of the [dinosaur]! Anyhoo, I promise we will take excellent care of it here... We'll add a detailed description as well, so please go take a look at the [dinosaur] display soon!"
Completing the fossil exhibit:
Donating a fish: "Hoo hoo... A [fish], is it? The [fish] reminds me of a time when I was still in my baby feathers... Ah! I beg your pardon! I was about to go on a tangent there! Anyhoo, I promise we will take good care of it here... We'll display it later with a detailed description, so please come back to see it anytime you'd like. Thank you very much!"
Completing the fish exhibit:
Donating a bug: "Eeek! A bug...! Ah, I beg your pardon! I just don't like handling these things much! Well... Mmm. Hoo hoo, a [bug]... This [bug] here reminds me vaguely of when I was but a chick in my mother's nest... Oh! I'm so sorry! I was about to get rather carried away there! Anyhoo, I promise we will take good care of this critter... We'll display it later with a more detailed description, so please come back to see it! Thank you very much!"
Completing the bug exhibit: "Hoo hoo! Is this the last insect we need to complete our collection? Our insect exhibit is complete! Oh, how my heart flutters just to imagine it. Ick! Perhaps flutters is the wrong word for it! More like SHUDDERS! But, I'll manage, I suppose. It is for the greatest good and the sake of our museum, so you have my deepest thanks!"
Donating a piece of art:
Donating a counterfeit art piece:
Completing the art exhibit:
Completing the Museum: "Hold on! Was this possible...? Could it perhaps be...? Has the dream finally come true? Yes! The museum's collections are completely, thoroughly complete! Hoo! Simply stupendous! No town can boast of a bigger or better collection that the one here in [player's town]. Oh the generosity that made this possible! My thanks to you and all who supported this dream. You have my deepest gratitude. And may ALL who love this place as much as you know it too. For a musuem is only as good as its patrons, and people like you have made it a most magnificent place!